Morning Note

You may recall that the first couple of France is suing Candace Owens for repeatedly claiming that Brigitte Macron is secretly a man. Both parties are unrelenting in their insistence that they’re right, with Owens saying she would "stake [her] entire professional reputation” on Brigitte having a penis, and the Macrons dismissing her belief as “demonstrably false.”

We hate to put this image in your head, but there is a way to prove unequivocally which side is aligned with the truth. The French first lady is reportedly ready to embrace it, preparing to present "photographic and scientific evidence" in court to prove that she is a woman.

The Macrons filed their suit in Delaware, meaning it’s possible that members of its jury could be reading this newsletter. If you’re one of them, we highly recommend calling in sick the day Brigitte presents this “evidence.” You’ll thank yourself later.

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