Morning Note

Sleepy Joe may have slumbered through the Biden tribe’s Easter portrait. 

Whatever poor intern runs the former president’s X account tweeted his family holiday photo on Sunday, prompting immediate speculation that the group’s patriarch did not actually pose with his grandchildren.

Take a look at the picture. Does it look even slightly real? The now-retired politician appears in a well-groomed suit, complete with an American flag pin, despite no one else dressing nearly so formally. He is in a deep squint, as if the sun is beating down on him, even though none of the other Bidens seem to be facing the same issue, and his hand, positioned as if he’s waving at the press, is awkwardly floating behind one of his grandsons instead of being around his shoulder like a normal person.

Why would Biden post a phony portrait? Is he dead, but his power-hungry wife doesn’t want the world to know? Did he spend his Easter stirring in the basement like he did during his presidential campaign? Or maybe he and Hunter were busy celebrating the weekend’s other holiday, 4/20? We may never learn the truth.

Read more here and see the obviously fake photo for yourself here.